Quote #13000
Humor is a rubber sword–it allows you to make a point without drawing blood.
Quote #12471
You can only see as far as your headlights, but you can see the...
Quote #18095
Sometime they’ll give a war and nobody will come.
Quote #5826
War kills men, and men deplore the loss; but war also crushes bad principles...
Quote #19883
The greater the difficulty, the more the glory in surmounting it.
Quote #16632
Unlike presidential administrations, problems rarely have terminal dates.
Quote #25420
A great many people have come up to me and asked me how I...
Quote #21990
Reuben Second most successful robbery. The Flamingo in ’71. This guy actually tasted fresh...
Quote #18385
If you can laugh together, you can work together.
Quote #3292
Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.