Quote #21155
When asked about his favorite song, I think ‘Hail to the Chief’ has a...
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Mothers all want their sons to grow up to be president, but they don’t...
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Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns he should be drawn...
Quote #28661
Do something. If it doesn’t work, do something else. No idea is too crazy.
Quote #2265
I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs...
Quote #16294
The first duty to children is to make them happy, If you have not...
Quote #25520
But screw up your courage to the sticking place, And we’ll not fail.
Quote #33661
Sometimes its good to contrast what you like with something else. It makes you...
Quote #17876
The billiard table is better than the doctor.
Quote #3548
Stay away from needle drugs. Richard Nixon is the only dope worth shooting.