Quote #958
The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.
Quote #26157
When someone who is known for being comedic does something straight, it’ s always...
Quote #24423
First of all, let me assert my firm belief that the only thing we...
Quote #7614
The habit of common and continuous speech is a symptom of mental deficiency.
Quote #14545
There are plenty of good five-cent cigars in the country. The trouble is they...
Quote #30365
Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings.
Quote #5378
Grief and tragedy and hatred are only for a time. Goodness, remembrance and love...
Quote #1524
There are some things you learn best in calm, and some in storm.
Quote #33549
It was the boast of Augustus that he found Rome of brick and left...
Quote #30800
Live together like brothers and do business like strangers.