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If a man takes no thought about what is distant, he will find sorrow...
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Income tax returns are the most imaginative fiction being written today.
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Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going...
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Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.
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You can’t trust a promise someone makes while they’re drunk, in love, hungry, or...
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Hope smiles on the threshold of the year to come, whispering that it will...
Quote #1907
America has begun a spiritual reawakening. Faith and hope are being restored. Americans are...
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Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in...
Quote #8187
Technology is the knack of so arranging the world that we do not experience...
Quote #31143
If you’re going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy. God will forgive...