Quote #28949
Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...
Quote #28876
Hope is the only universal liar who never loses his reputation for veracity.
Quote #24142
Generations to come will scarce believe that such a one as this ever in...
Quote #28503
We’re going to find out who did this and we’re going after the bastards...
Quote #28132
If you go flying back through time, and you see somebody else flying forward...
Quote #33851
I’ve been on a diet for two weeks and all I’ve lost is two...
Quote #24027
The beginning of wisdom is calling things by their right names.
Quote #31929
When I feel bad, I work. When I have problems, when I’m depressed, when...
Quote #1576
She had learned the self-deprecating ways of the woman who does not want to...
Quote #15622
Peace won by the compromise of principles is a short-lived achievement.