Quote #3167
Misery acquaints a man with strange bedfellows.
Quote #4648
An object in possession seldom retains the same charm that it had in pursuit.
Quote #26991
There are new words now that excuse everybody. Give me the good old days...
Quote #6380
When a woman marries again, it is because she detested her first husband. When...
Quote #14417
This above all: to thine own self be true, and it must follow, as...
Quote #5188
One thing you will probably remember well is anytime you forgive and forget.
Quote #24531
Thou art a cat, and a rat, and a coward.
Quote #2615
Canada is a country so square that even the female impersonators are women.
Quote #31594
It is possible to own too much. A man with one watch knows what...
Quote #622
Americans adore me and will go on adoring me until I say something nice...