Quote #19317
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Quote #281
The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist fears...
Quote #6931
Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you...
Quote #10578
We have to fight them daily, like fleas, those many small worries about the...
Quote #21029
I am sure the grapes are sour.
Quote #26593
I cannot forecast to you the action of Russia. It is a riddle wrapped...
Quote #11556
As long as people are going to call you a lunatic anyway, why not...
Quote #3980
Women should be obscene and not heard.
Quote #25830
Don’t talk unless you can improve the silence.
Quote #23617
…a sword never kills anybody it’s a tool in the killer’s hand. From Ad...