Quote #29670
If you’re not allowed to laugh in heaven, I don’t want to go there.
Quote #33316
Under every stone lurks a politician.
Quote #17663
All you earnest young men out to save the world please, have a laugh.
Quote #3289
Congress consists of one third, more or less, scoundrels; two thirds, more or less,...
Quote #12650
My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.
Quote #10498
Idiots…nothing can live forever.
Quote #30361
If you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.
Quote #11679
Every man is the architect of his own fortune.
Quote #13712
I still find each day too short for all the thoughts I want to...
Quote #21390
It is hard to have patience with people who say ‘There is no death’...