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It’s a good thing to have all the props pulled out from under us...
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I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line...
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I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked...
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When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
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Passion makes the world go round. Love just makes it a safer place.
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Education is life itself.
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In all things that involve social pressures, if we want to see change we...
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No man can be happy without a friend, nor be sure of his friend...
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War is just to those to whom war is necessary.
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To sit in the shade on a fine day, and look upon verdure is...