Quote #32164
Life being what it is, one dreams of revenge.
Quote #13548
Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.
Quote #25256
Here’s a rule I recommend Never practice two vices at once.
Quote #14892
It is what we learn after we think we know it all, that counts.
Quote #5606
A satirist is a man who discovers unpleasant things about himself and then says...
Quote #1966
Miami Beach is where neon goes to die.
Quote #14756
I never cease being dumbfounded by the unbelievable things people believe
Quote #33027
Never love anything that can’t love you back.
Quote #22898
It isn’t that they can’t see the solution. It is that they can’t see...
Quote #29472
If you love life, don’t waste time, for time is what life is made...