Quote #545
I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent.
Quote #24646
There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the...
Quote #29557
If you ain’t never pick up the sword, you ain’t never have to worry...
Quote #11451
Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the men of old; seek...
Quote #12353
Drugs are a bet with your mind.
Quote #11
Most of our censure of others is only oblique praise of self, uttered to...
Quote #1821
The average trade book has a shelf life of between milk and yogurt, except...
Quote #9685
The American, by nature, is optimistic. He is experimental, an inventor and a builder...
Quote #32556
Innovation is the creation of the new, Or the re-arranging of the old in...
Quote #23812
It’s useful that there should be Gods, so let’s believe there are.