Quote #25878
Nobody speaks the truth when there’s something they must have.
Quote #10967
The only lasting beauty is the beauty of the heart.
Quote #24279
The Lord God is subtle, but malicious He is not.
Quote #17182
He is richest who is content with the least, for content is the wealth...
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #24245
The difference between what the most and the least learned people know is inexpressibly...
Quote #6762
Strange as it seems, no amount of learning can cure stupidity, and formal education...
Quote #28032
Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain’t the lead dog, the scenery...
Quote #5424
I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I...
Quote #767
A newspaper consists of just the same number of words, whether there be any...