Quote #2346
Lactomangulation, n.: Manhandling the “open here” spout on a milk carton so badly that...
Quote #15464
There is no remedy for love but to love more.
Quote #16721
Grown-ups never understand anything for themselves, and it is tiresome for children to be...
Quote #1002
Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons.
Quote #13205
Greatness is more than potential. It is the execution of that potential. Beyond the...
Quote #18599
Eric Draven Suddenly their came a tapping, as of someone gently rapping, rapping at...
Quote #28396
If you’re in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at some guys,...
Quote #14665
One cool judgment is worth a thousand hasty councils. The thing is to supply...
Quote #9848
Joel: Ed, are you hallucinating? Ed: Oh, yeah, but not right now.
Quote #32864
Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what’s for lunch.