Quote #23284
If they give you lined paper, write the other way.
Quote #34380
There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in his home.
Quote #31787
It will be an ill day when our brethren take to bragging and boasting...
Quote #5589
If we cannot live so as to be happy, let us least live so...
Quote #20120
If you are successful, you may win false friends and true enemies. Succeed anyway.
Quote #11467
Education is a better safeguard of liberty than a standing army.
Quote #2467
Advertising is the modern substitute for argument; its function is to make the worse...
Quote #17106
The mind cannot long act the role of the heart.
Quote #15966
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke...
Quote #7401
A dinner lubricates business.