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If a man take no thought about what is distant, he will find sorrow...
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We cannot be sure that we have something to live for unless we are...
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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Consistency is the last resort of the unimaginative.
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If everything on earth were rational, nothing would happen.
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You can always pick up your needle and move to another groove.
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For most folks, no news is good news for the press, good news is...
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I am never afraid of what I know.
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All of us are working together for the same end; some of us knowingly...
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We must respect the other fellow’s religion,but only in the sense and to the...