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Health food makes me sick.
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When you cannot get a compliment any other way pay yourself one.
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God is not in need of anything, but all things are in need of...
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Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said, ‘I think...
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What would you attempt to do if you knew you could not fail
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If crime went down 100%, it would still be 50 times higher than it...
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I prefer to be true to myself, even at the hazard of incurring the...
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Never ruin an apology with an excuse.
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After dark all cats are leopards. Zuni
Quote #26482
The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost.