Quote #24843
It’s hard to create humor because of the unfair competition from the real world.
Quote #33737
Privacy and security are those things you give up when you show the world...
Quote #16521
You cannot go around and keep score. If you keep score on the good...
Quote #483
Going to the opera, like getting drunk, is a sin that carries its own...
Quote #15761
There is no cure for the pride of a virtuous nation but pure religion.
Quote #14732
Liberty is the proper end and object of authority, and cannot subsist without it;...
Quote #6780
Rogues are preferable to imbeciles because they sometimes take a rest.
Quote #13544
Outside show is a poor substitute for inner worth.
Quote #19786
It is by no means certain that our individual personality is the single inhabitant...
Quote #12666
If slaughterhouses had glass walls, everyone would be a vegetarian.