Quote #880
I get plenty of exercise carrying the coffins of my friends who exercise.
Quote #33433
His mother had often said, When you choose an action, you choose the consequences...
Quote #2736
I think every woman is entitled to a middle husband she can forget.
Quote #6088
After all, all he did was string together a lot of old, well-known quotations.
Quote #24454
I shall be as secret as the grave.
Quote #264
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who would want to live in an institution.
Quote #7512
No beast is more savage than man when possessed with power answerable to his...
Quote #19465
Justice delayed is justice denied.
Quote #32911
Some people just don’t seem to realize, when they’re moaning about not getting prayers...
Quote #5335
Be more prompt to go to a friend in adversity than in prosperity.