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You have to be careful who you let define your good.
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There’s no fool like an old fool — you can’t beat experience.
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If you would be pungent, be brief for it is with words as with...
Quote #5348
Three people can keep a secret so long as two of them are dead.
Quote #32487
A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn’t.
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I have every sympathy with the American who was so horrified by what he...
Quote #23109
Men are wise in proportion not to their experience but to their capacity for...
Quote #24006
Stuart Would ya look at the size of that kid’s head It’s the size...
Quote #29270
All of his saves have come in relief appearances
Quote #32346
You have to eat the first piece of candy Before you can eat the...