Quote #8628
Middle age is when your age starts to show around the middle.
Quote #14090
We know next to nothing about virtually everything. It is not necessary to know...
Quote #14368
The courage to imagine the otherwise is our greatest resource, adding color and suspense...
Quote #7969
You know, of course, that the Tasmanians, who never committed adultery, are now extinct.
Quote #3225
Coincidences are spiritual puns.
Quote #20244
The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
Quote #29937
Life without sex might be safer but it would be unbearably dull. It is...
Quote #14024
A teacher affects eternity; he can never tell where his influence stops.
Quote #6767
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists;...
Quote #29676
The fewer the words, the better the prayer.