Quote #33858
When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you...
Quote #9755
A human being has a natural desire to have more of a good thing...
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Billy T-T-T-T-Today, Junior
Quote #13413
Oh! dear; I was so miserable! I am sure I must have been as...
Quote #21004
Only cowards insult dying majesty.
Quote #28381
If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid seeing yourself in the mirror,...
Quote #15138
When something (an affliction) happens to you, you either let it defeat you, or...
Quote #2814
It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant.
Quote #27909
If I could drop dead right now, I’d be the happiest man alive.
Quote #24087
Even in the common affairs of life, in love, friendship, and marriage, how little...