Quote #13923
How ridiculous and unrealistic is the man who is astonished at anything that happens...
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Ever notice that Soup For One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?
Quote #8029
How vain it is to sit down to write when you have not stood...
Quote #9910
The mellow sweetness of pumpkin pie off a prison spoon is something you will...
Quote #719
It is by not always thinking of yourself, if you can manage it, that...
Quote #29120
Laughter is complete rapture vocalized.
Quote #19172
Old programmers never die. They just branch out to a new address.
Quote #22817
What comes from the heart goes to the heart.
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If my theory of relativity proves to be correct, Germany will claim me a...
Quote #5969
Behold the turtle. He makes progress only when he sticks his neck out.