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On doing another talk show It would be like going back to a relationship....
Quote #2871
Now is the time for all good men to come to.
Quote #34198
He who is in love with himself has at least this advantage he won’t...
Quote #20063
Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he’s talking about.
Quote #6681
It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that...
Quote #19219
Enjoy life. There’s plenty of time to be dead.
Quote #3562
The only mystery about the cat is why it ever decided to become a...
Quote #24146
What is inconceivable about the universe is that it is at all conceivable.
Quote #2354
Dying is a very dull, dreary affair. And my advice to you is to...
Quote #24662
The best date movies give you something to talk about. A movie that’s a...