Oswald Wyler Quote #1167 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Student: “Can you do problem number twelve?” Wyler: Twelve?…NO!…That problem is on the test.
James Thurber, "Carpe Noctem, If You Can", in "Credos and Curios" (1962) Quote #5648 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 I do not have a psychiatrist and I do not want one, for the...
Douglas Hurd Quote #28818 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 It is not helpful to help a friend by putting coins in his pockets...
Dave Barry, "Sweating Out Taxes" Quote #3566 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 All the big corporations depreciate their possessions, and you can, too, provided you use...
A. Lawrence Lowell Quote #34210 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Pleasure is a by-product of doing something that is worth doing. Therefore, do not...
Johnny Carson, people magazine special issue Quote #12512 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 I knew a man who gave up smoking, drinking, and rich food. He was...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28232 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 If you’re a circus clown, and you have a dog that you use in...
William Shakespeare Quote #7700 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Thy words, I grant are bigger, for I wear not, my dagger in my...
Arthur C. Clarke Quote #10386 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Human judges can show mercy. But against the laws of nature, there is no...
Kimon Nicolaides Quote #30328 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The sooner you make your first five thousand mistakes the sooner you will be...