Quote #31496
In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake....
Quote #1809
Laugh at yourself first, before anyone else can.
Quote #28242
I think there probably should be a rule that if you’re talking about how...
Quote #2496
Money is good for bribing yourself through the inconveniences of life.
Quote #31753
The past itself, as historical change continues to accelerate, has become the most surreal...
Quote #24849
A dying man needs to dye, as a sleepy man needs to sleep, and...
Quote #5732
Genius is talent provided with ideals.
Quote #2205
There is nothing so absurd but some philosopher has said it.
Quote #10998
If the whole human race lay in one grave, the epitaph on its headstone...
Quote #3292
Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.