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Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom...
Quote #3571
The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
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There is only one step from the sublime to the ridiculous.
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We’re thinking about upgrading from SunOS 4.1.1 to SunOS 3.5.
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Never deprive someone of hope — it may be all they have.
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Never give a sucker an even break.
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We take care of our health, we lay up money, we make our roof...
Quote #15544
Everything is something I decide to do, and there is nothing I have to...
Quote #31343
My husband gave me a necklace. It’s fake. I requested fake. Maybe I’m paranoid,...
Quote #5615
Mathematics, rightly viewed, posses not only truth, but supreme beauty – a beauty cold...