Quote #338
The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets.
Quote #17794
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not...
Quote #6161
See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and...
Quote #22387
Defeat is not the worst of failures. Not to have tried is the true...
Quote #30246
Virtues are acquired through endeavor, Which rests wholly upon yourself. So, to praise others...
Quote #17315
Money There’s nothing in the world so demoralizing as money.
Quote #9250
I do not believe the Union will disolve, I believe it will become all...
Quote #6285
Like an ability or a muscle, hearing your inner wisdom is strengthened by doing...
Quote #4497
He plants trees to benefit another generation.
Quote #3564
Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to...