Quote #14250
Justice cannot be for one side alone, but must be for both.
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One only needs two tools in life WD-40 to make things go, and duct...
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #5815
Persistence is the twin sister of excellence. One is a matter of quality; the...
Quote #20498
I don’t necessarily agree with everything I say.
Quote #16581
Until justice is blind to color, until education is unaware of race, until opportunity...
Quote #30789
Opportunity doesn’t knock. You knock, opportunity answers.
Quote #16523
There is a single light of science, and to brighten it anywhere is to...
Quote #13310
A little inaccuracy sometimes saves tons of explanation.
Quote #16558
Billy Shampoo is better. I go on first and clean the hair. Conditioner is...