Quote #29798
Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
Quote #30094
God gives us our relatives- thank God we can choose our friends.
Quote #2462
The avoidance of taxes is the only pursuit that carries any reward.
Quote #1965
Kill one man and you are a murderer. Kill millions and you are a...
Quote #19832
Programming is like sex one mistake and you have to support it for the...
Quote #8354
Civilization advances by extending the number of important operations which we can perform without...
Quote #32250
I’m in trouble because I’m normal and slightly arrogant. A lot of people don’t...
Quote #4373
There is only one good, knowledge, and one evil, ignorance.
Quote #21536
The best measure of a man’s honesty isn’t his income tax return. It’s the...
Quote #23560
No one wants advice — only corroboration.