Quote #5804
Seek ye first the good things of the mind, and the rest will either...
Quote #32650
Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies.
Quote #9051
At my time of life opinions are tolerably fixed. It is not likely that...
Quote #25921
There’s no fool like an old fool — you can’t beat experience.
Quote #6517
The result justifies the deed. (Exitus acta probat)
Quote #31383
The reason that there are so few women comics is that so few women...
Quote #25144
There is not one in a hundred of either sex who is not taken...
Quote #4489
Nothing is there more friendly to a man than a friend in need.
Quote #10695
Never argue with a fool. Someone watching may not be able to tell the...
Quote #8149
Life is sobs, sniffles, and smiles, with sniffles predominating.