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When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. Now...
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But it’s hard to be hip over thirty When everyone else is nineteen, When...
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It was a turkey He could never have stood upon his legs, that bird...
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If it keeps up, man will atrophy all his limbs but the push-button finger.
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If we encounter a man of rare intellect, we should ask him what books...
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You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
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Cold If the thermometer had been an inch longer we’d all have frozen to...
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Television is a new medium. It’s called a medium because nothing is well-done.
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I prefer to be true to myself, even at the hazard of incurring the...
Quote #3737
It is fatal to be right when the rest of the world is wrong.