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When I appear in public, people expect me to neigh, grind my teeth paw...
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Music has charms to soothe the savage breast To soften rocks, or bend a...
Quote #22111
It is forbidden to kill therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in...
Quote #12748
God gives to every man virtue, temper, and understanding.
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Pointing out the comic elements of a situation can bring a sense of proportion...
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To laugh often and much to win the respect of intelligent people and the...
Quote #5546
We cannot control the evil tongues of others; but a good life enables us...
Quote #15250
The essence of all jokes, of all comedy, seems to be an honest or...
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You can never step into the same river for new waters are always flowing...
Quote #19809
Old age is fifteen years older than I am.