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The mind has a thousand eyes. And the heart but one Yet the life...
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No evil propensity of the human heart is so powerful that it may not...
Quote #30154
You can’t trust a promise someone makes while they’re drunk, in love, hungry, or...
Quote #23211
When you reach the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and...
Quote #2519
Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
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If you put tomfoolery into a computer, nothing comes out of it but tomfoolery....
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As blushing will sometimes make a whore pass for a virtuous woman, so modesty...
Quote #33912
Difficulties increase the nearer we approach our goal.
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Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
Quote #18960
I am a Conservative to preserve all that is good in our constitution, a...