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If you neglect to recharge a battery, it dies. And if you run full...
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When we do the best that we can, we never know what miracle is...
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A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big...
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He who desires is always poor.
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There is only one success-to be able to spend your life in your own...
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For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorce....
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As people do better, they start voting like Republicans- unless they have too much...
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Middle age is when you’ve met so many people that every new person you...
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If, in instructing a child, you are vexed with it for want of adroitness,...
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When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I’ve never...