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My hometown was so dull that one time the tide went out and never...
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He who has injured thee was stronger or weaker than thee. If weaker, spare...
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Only the madman is absolutely sure.
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In America you can go on the air and kid the politicians, and the...
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The fact that I was a bachelor provided two opportunities or two handles that...
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God runs electromagnetics by wave theory on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, and the Devil...
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I’ll be damned if I am not getting tired of this. It seems to...
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Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather...
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My own belief is that there is hardly anyone whose sexual life, if it...
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Be a sinner and sin mightily, but more mightily believe and rejoice in Christ.