Quote #147
An honest politician is one who, when he is bought, will stay bought.
Quote #34517
Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of...
Quote #13013
I live for books.
Quote #6920
Be sincere; be brief; be seated.
Quote #27181
The lover says How beautiful you are, now that you love me.
Quote #1896
Anybody caught selling macrame in public should be dyed a natural color and hung...
Quote #9536
If I could kick the person in the tail that causes me the most...
Quote #642
Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious.
Quote #4747
Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee.
Quote #15787
Who feels no ills, should, therefore, fear them; and when fortune smiles, be doubly...