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The trouble with my wife is that she is a whore in the kitchen...
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You just don’t luck into things as much as you’d like to think you...
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It is good to vary in order that you may frustrate the curious, especially...
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She used to drag her mattress besider her low window and lie awake for...
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I have lived some thirty years on this planet and I have yet to...
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My specific goal is to revolutionize the future of the species. Mathematics is just...
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When two quarrel, both are to blame.
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The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any.
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Be slow in choosing a friend, but slower in changing him.
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Vietnam is a jungle. You had jungle warfare. Kuwait, Iraq, Saudi Arabia, you have...