Quote #27246
To succeed… you need to find something to hold on to, something to motivate...
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The government is unresponsive to the needs of the little man. Under 5’7, it...
Quote #3840
He who would leap high must take a long run.
Quote #32635
God is a comic playing to an audience that’s afraid to laugh.
Quote #29907
A humorist is a fellow who realizes, first, that he is no better than...
Quote #22819
An orphan’s curse would drag to HellA spirit from on highBut oh More horrible...
Quote #7794
When I do good, I feel good; when I do bad, I feel bad,...
Quote #12218
Some promises are better left unsaid
Quote #20432
If a man constantly aspires is he not elevated
Quote #21282
Why has government been instituted at all Because the passions of men will not...