Quote #32785
Happiness is not in having being it is in doing.
Quote #6760
Middle age is when your broad mind and narrow waist begin to change places.
Quote #12108
The perfect man of action, is the suicide.
Quote #22275
I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about...
Quote #32419
Most everything in my brain, someone else helped put there.
Quote #23009
Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee and I’ll forgive Thy great big...
Quote #22117
The secret of being a bore is to tell everything.
Quote #18025
Above all, I would teach him to tell the truth … Truth-telling, I have...
Quote #29185
Life with Mary was like being in a telephone booth with an open umbrella-no...
Quote #10640
Bear in mind that you should conduct yourself in life as at a feast.