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Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
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The way to get on with a cat is to treat it as an...
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If the radiance of a thousand sunsWere to burst at once into the skyThat...
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
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Happy Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my...
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When one admits that nothing is certain one must, I think, also admit that...
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Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten
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Reviewing has one advantage over suicide: in suicide you take it out on yourself;...
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From birth to age eighteen, a girl needs good parents. From eighteen to thirty-five,...
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Danger past, God forgotten.