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He who limps still walks.
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People who say they sleep like a baby usually don’t have one.
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Occasionally, I have to think like myself to remember where I put something.
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The beauty of a statue is in its outward form; of a man in...
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Sacred cows make the best hamburgers.
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The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more...
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All charming people have something to conceal, usually their total dependence on the appreciation...
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If you see an animal and you can’t tell if it’s a skunk or...
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In certain trying circumstances, urgent circumstances, desperate circumstances, profanity furnishes a relief denied even...
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George So in the end, was it worth it Jesus Christ. How irreparably changed...