Quote #1885
I do not believe in God. I believe in cashmere.
Quote #8372
Love goes toward love as schoolboys from their books; but love from look, toward...
Quote #19210
Old hackers never die. They just go to bitnet.
Quote #2221
Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to...
Quote #19480
If you can’t return a favor, pass it on.
Quote #17557
When the waves are round me breaking,As I pace the deck alone,And my eye...
Quote #11695
We are tied down to a language that makes up in obscurity what it...
Quote #5677
You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is an ocean; if a few...
Quote #28259
Here’s a good joke to do during an earthquake Straddle a big crack in...
Quote #2926
The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance, the wise grows it under his...