Quote #1859
Communism is like one big phone company.
Quote #2644
Indolence is a delightful but distressing state; we must be doing something to be...
Quote #32788
Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said, ‘I think...
Quote #25933
I believe in an immortal soul. Science has proved that nothing disintegrates into nothingness....
Quote #8676
Setting a good example for children takes all the fun out of middle age.
Quote #11658
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a...
Quote #21768
He who is not impatient is not in love.
Quote #1861
Men have no right to put the well-being of the present generation wholly out...
Quote #26036
The only difference between a Good Day And a Bad Day Is your ATTITUDE
Quote #3007
God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.