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History is a living horse laughing at a wooden horse. History is a wind...
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Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.
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Baseball is dull only to dull minds.
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The result justifies the deed.
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The humorous man recognizes that absolute purity, absolute justice, absolute logic and perfection are...
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One thing vampire children have to be taught early on is, don’t run with...
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Do not be fooled into believing that because a man is rich he is...
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It isn’t what you have, or who you are, or where you are, or...
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In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence.
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Being plied with fine food always puts me in mind of the slammer, cause...