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If the lesser mind could measure the greater as a footrule can measure a...
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When a day that you happen to know is Wednesday starts off sounding like...
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Life is a great big canvas throw all the paint on it you can.
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Ignorance is like a delicate exotic fruit; touch it and the bloom is gone.
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The test of a successful person is not an ability to eliminate all problems...
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I try to make everyone’s day just a little more surreal.
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Something is rotten in the state of Denmark.
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After three days men grow weary of a wench, a guest, and rainy weather.
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Perhaps even these things, one day, will be pleasing to remember.
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Today, there is a drug and alcohol abuse epidemic in this country. And no...