Quote #3226
The perfect host requires the perfect parasite.
Quote #19414
A man’s dying is more the survivors’ affair than his own.
Quote #19317
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Quote #8600
Why, you may take the most gallant sailor, the most intrepid airman or the...
Quote #14159
The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.
Quote #29125
I keep my eyes clear and I hit ‘em where they ain’t.
Quote #988
People love high ideals, but they got to be about 33-percent plausible.
Quote #8338
All Reformers, however strict their social conscience, live in houses just as big as...
Quote #20014
There is no more difficult art to acquire than the art of observation, and...
Quote #25259
This–this was what made life a moment of quiet, the water falling in the...