Quote #12307
Fleas can be taught nearly anything a congressman can.
Quote #31332
Nothing surely is so disgraceful to society and to individuals as unmeaning wastefulness.
Quote #22588
It is entirely seemly for a young man killed in battle to lie mangled...
Quote #7378
Educate your children to self-control, to the habit of holding passion and prejudice and...
Quote #6070
Humor is also a way of saying something serious.
Quote #32674
Don’t be reckless with other people’s hearts, And don’t put up with people that...
Quote #28215
If you wear a toupee, why not let your friends try it on for...
Quote #22439
Under a tattered cloak you will generally find a good drinker.
Quote #5876
It is one of the severest tests of friendship to tell your friend his...
Quote #22387
Defeat is not the worst of failures. Not to have tried is the true...