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If the book we are reading does not wake us, as with a fist...
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To be able to fill leisure intelligently is the last product of civilization.
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There is no excellent beauty that hath not some strangeness in the proportion.
Quote #3624
That young girl is one of the least benightedly unintelligent organic life forms it...
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Usenet is like Tetris for people who still remember how to read.
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When a thing is new, people say ‘It is not true.’ Later, when its...
Quote #31345
I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor’s office...
Quote #13084
Evil is powerless if the good are unafraid.
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Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone
Quote #17143
The greatest of all gifts is the power to estimate things at their true...