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Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.
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If there be any truer measure of a man than by what he does,...
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I could be whatever I wanted to be if I trusted that music, that...
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God gives us memory so that we may have roses in December.
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A common mistake people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to...
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It’s also helpful to realize that this very body that we have, that’s sitting...
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There’s only so much you can do, but if somebody doesn’t give you a...
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‘Tis better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and...
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Would ye both eat your cake and have your cakeThis is commonly misquotes as...
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Immortality. I notice that as soon as writers broach this question they begin to...