Quote #6810
Far from idleness being the root of all evil, it is rather the only...
Quote #14461
When the student is ready. . . the lesson appears.
Quote #20697
Faith he must make his stories shorter Or change his comrades once a quarter.
Quote #3848
The denunciation of the young is a necessary part of the hygiene of older...
Quote #17455
The cautious seldom err.
Quote #10329
Bisexuality automatically doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Quote #2163
#3546. Things happen according to the ordinary course of nature and the ordinary habits...
Quote #10388
I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come...
Quote #66
I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.
Quote #520
Lack of education is an extraordinary handicap when one is being offensive.